Obama's Stalker

Citizen Kate, who loves her Manolo Blahniks, wants to get to know Barack Obama. A lot better. Sorry, blondes, she's all about the stereotype, and I don't think Michelle Obama's got anything to worry about. Especially not with cutie-pies Malia, age 8, and Natasha, age 6, bringing Daddy home to Chicago's South Side every weekend.



Didja know Michelle, who went to Harvard law school (like her husband), is 5'11" tall? Sigh. Wonder what it's like to look down at people's heads instead of up their noses all the time. Thank goodness for my (fake) Manolos, aka manonos, and their three-inch heels.