The Romney Five

How to be a Romney boy:

(a) Get a one-syllable name.

(b) Go to Belmont Hill School in Massachusetts (all boys).

(c) Head to BYU for college.

(d) Root for the Sox.

(e) Flash a drop-dead gorgeous smile.

(f) Get married and become a daddy.

Check out their MySpace profiles:

• Craig (the baby at 25)
  
  
• Ben (med student with beard)
  
  
• Josh (Bob Marley fan)
  
  
• Matt (the surfer)
  
  
• Tagg (big bro, calls Harry Potter his "guilty pleasure")