Why Can't They All Be Matthew Goode?

Didja know that Secret Service agents find fake money, track down cyber criminals, and protect fans at the Super Bowl? Well, what with doing all that, plus protecting past and present presidents, their families, and the candidates, the Secret Service is having a hard time keeping up these days. To cover the 20-plus candidates in the race, the agency's going to have to borrow 2,000 immigration officers and federal airport screeners. Not to mention a bunch of bomb-sniffing dogs. I bet some of the wannabe daughters are hoping for the guy who swept Mandy Moore off her feet in Chasing Liberty. Wouldn't you?